Behold My Rumps (y/y)

Hello I am Bird. I don't know what I'm doing.

pechyenka:

basically the shorter you are the angrier you are

(via ipoog)

cherubchains:

Ok so here’s the deal; im a booty pop and i love my followers
so i guess giveaway

what you’ll win

  • a couple of ramunes of your choice bc those are the shit
  • some fucking faygos because i live right next to a grade a soda pop store
  • a binder (doesnt matter if for cosplay or bc just y’know)
  • anything from the What Pumpkin store ($30-$35 only sorry)
  • anything from ebay (under $30)
  • and if you’re a follower (doesnt matter if new or old), you get a medium pizza by Pizza Hut (or dominos or whatever) shipped directly to your door

RULES

  • you dont have to be following altho itd be pretty rad to get some new followers
  • i cant ship anywhere outside of US and Canada sorry (i could try to work something out
  • i fucking hate giveaways bc of how you win so i’ll be using a randomizer instead so its completely fair
  • if you ignore the rule above and fucking go crazy with reblogging and smothering your followers with this you are disqualified
  • this ends July 15th 2013
  • thats p late and i dont care

(via lutecian)

french:

my life all wrapped up into one photo

french:

my life all wrapped up into one photo

(Source: memewhore, via ipoog)

posh-somme:

much like myself the new xbox is garbage, always online and cannot play video games

(via damn4thchaosemerald)

msynergy:

Hearing what your voice sounds like recorded, and realizing that’s what everybody hears when you talk. 

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(via blackwishingstar)

Purification in Progress: d0cpr0fess0r: whitedenimjacket: poco-loki: thecorruptedquietone:...

d0cpr0fess0r:

whitedenimjacket:

poco-loki:

thecorruptedquietone:

prongsmydeer:

Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the…

2 days ago - 52350

THE AIRLINE STOLE MY DILDOS

THEYRE GONE, BOTH MY DILDOS ARE GONE.

I CHECKED EVERYTHING AND EMPTIED OUT MY SUITCASE AND THEYRE GONE.

I REPEAT

THE AIRLINE STOLE MY GODDAMN DILDOS

milkpunk:

i can literally not think of any phrase that is nearly as cringe-inducingly condescending and generally mean-spirited as “special snowflake” can we please stop saying it regardless of the context

(via dingdongroombas)

continueplease:

nbcnews:

Teen’s invention could charge your phone in 20 seconds
(Photo: Intel)
Waiting hours for a cellphone to charge may become a thing of the past, thanks to an 18-year-old high-school student’s invention. She won a $50,000 prize Friday at an international science fair for creating an energy storage device that can be fully juiced in 20 to 30 seconds.
Read the complete story.

Everybody, remember this face.Remember this name.If this becomes a commonly used & highly lauded discovery, at some point a White guy is going to take credit, even if he has to word it like “Improved upon a previous…”No no noFuck that guy.Remember this brown girl.Remeeeemmmmmberrrrr

continueplease:

nbcnews:

Teen’s invention could charge your phone in 20 seconds

(Photo: Intel)

Waiting hours for a cellphone to charge may become a thing of the past, thanks to an 18-year-old high-school student’s invention. She won a $50,000 prize Friday at an international science fair for creating an energy storage device that can be fully juiced in 20 to 30 seconds.

Read the complete story.

Everybody, remember this face.
Remember this name.
If this becomes a commonly used & highly lauded discovery, at some point a White guy is going to take credit, even if he has to word it like “Improved upon a previous…”
No no no
Fuck that guy.
Remember this brown girl.
Remeeeemmmmmberrrrr

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(via ladynyoko)

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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(via damn4thchaosemerald)